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appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

aplentee:

Here at Aplentee on tumblr we’re running another giveaway!

For your chance to win one of these ‘Itchy Krueger' t-shirts, inspired by Itchy from The Simpsons and Freddy Krueger from A Nightmare on Elm Street, all you have to do is:

Follow our Aplentee tumblr blog and reblog this post to enter.

Each reblog of this post counts as an entry. 

You can reblog more than once, but please be sensible and don’t spam!

No restriction on where you live - we will happily ship anywhere in the world.

This giveaway ends at 6pm GMT on Monday April 28th.

If you can’t wait and just have to have this t-shirt you can get it now for £11/€13/$15 over at Aplentee.com.

If you want more chances to win our tees, we give away ONE FREE TEE EVERY WEEK to a lucky newsletter subscriber. Subscribe here.

Good luck!

posted 9 hours ago with 95 notes
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#giveaway

dickpunch69:

NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION

(Source: matterboard)

posted 9 hours ago with 129,738 notes
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#lol #relevant

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

(Source: youlooknervous)

posted 13 hours ago with 127,468 notes
via:1oved source:renovador
#nsfw

(Source: tsundereslasher)

posted 13 hours ago with 254,844 notes
via:smallkatiej source:tsundereslasher
#lol #omg #avengers cast

(Source: daenelicious)

posted 14 hours ago with 5,002 notes
via:rhaegl source:daenelicious
#girl #actor #Emilia Clarke

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

posted 14 hours ago with 105,465 notes
via:smallkatiej source:generalbooty
#what #lol

(Source: corta-pra-18)

posted 1 day ago with 2,554 notes
via:anchored-dreams source:relateforteens
#pic #the end #self harm

a-wilde-handful:

Possibly my favorite photoset ever. 

(Source: friendlymoose)

posted 1 day ago with 42,684 notes
via:oswalled source:friendlymoose
#omfg #LOL #House MD

hileona:

my only talent is being able to sing disney duets on my own

posted 1 day ago with 2,904 notes
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#relevant

dryadgoddess:

Festival season is here and Lunar Nymphs Boutique is doing a giveaway!

I will be giving away one of my beautiful bras listed on my etsy:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/lunarnymphs 

Winner will get to choose whichever bra they like and I will create it in their size ❀ Each of my bras comes with straps, can be made as a push up, double push (may vary), or no push up at all. 

RULES/GUIDELINES: 

1. Size 32A - 36DD is the most common sizes I can find. Size 32C is not sold at the places I get my bras from. If you do win and you are a size 32C, I can do a bra size equivalent or you can send me a bra to decorate. As for smaller or bigger sizes you will have to mail me a bra. Please keep this in mind if you do wish to enter the giveaway. 

2. In order to enter you must live in the United States, 18+

3. Reblog this post to be entered. Reblog ONCE a day. Please do not spam your followers. Likes do not count. Also, do not use giveaway or sideblogs, be fair! 

4. You do not have to be following me.

5. I will be using a random number generator to pick the winner, so it will be completely fair. (http://www.random.org/)

6. If you do not follow the rules/guidelines and happen to be chosen I will have to disqualify you and pick another winner using the generator. 

Giveaway ends Monday April 28th 12:00 AM (PDT)

posted 1 day ago with 1,905 notes
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#giveaway

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

(Source: bearsnbritts)

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